DistroyBoy
SpringBoy
BucketBoy
DeltaBoyz
Atomizer
Rotator
Ironwall
OneKnob
TalkBoy
Dr. Mach
Sawzall
RHEEZUS
KickStomper
ElectroComp
ZeroBoy
(F)MatrixBoy
'Sistor
Heavy
Decay
Obermoog
Axcel
Due
Neutron
Enve
Smoke-EP
Avalon
BOXofX
OM
Thermion
JelliFreq
Infidel
Percussione
Halfrack
MONO V³
MONOLOADER
TrashByte
Quartz
Microphonic
Octal
Comet
Dr.Øne
The entire history of distortion, weaponized. Eight pedal slots built to draw blood from a clean signal. Thirty-one ways to tear it open, gut it, and leave it twitching — flip the whole chain backwards and do it again, backwards is worse. Weathered metal scarred from real abuse, corner screws that spin like they're daring you to strip them, a TONE knob with teeth, and a VFD readout lying straight to your face. It is not fine. That's the point. Turn the TONE knob past noon and it starts negotiating. Turn it past three and it stops asking permission entirely.